Reminding about promises
I remember my promise when we got married
That I will protect you and I’d die for you
But don’t use that on me and call me a liar
We've been divorced for almost a decade now
And your wrestler husband was not part of the deal.
For you I would
You’re my friend, you’ll go
I’m with you, I will follow
Climb the highest mountain
For you I would
And I will cry with you
If you’ll jump off the bridge
I will call an ambulance
For you.
Without women
If all women will become angels
leave Earth and ascend to heaven
Can you imagine what will happen?
Peace of mind to all married men :)
It's no longer normal
When shadows are your only friends
and the dark of night is your haven,
you haven't slept for almost a week
and things you do are no longer poetic
better consult a Psychiatrist very quick
Imperfection
I am confident that you are beautiful
God will not make ugly things intentionally
Though lying is always a defect of people
And I think I have that imperfection in me
Prelude to break-ups
I lied when I said we belong together,
Because you deserve someone better
So I will sacrifice for your sake,
Let me go for Christ’s sake!
A 10 year old son to a father
Son: Dad why are you working so hard?
Dad: So I could provide a better future for you,
everything that I do is all for you my son.
Son: I guess including the “drinking” and “smoking".
so to help you with your burden dad, teach me how
to smoke and drink and we’ll do it together.
Not by bread alone
Elders always say “Man doesn't live by bread alone but with...
and so on” but now generation Z would say “I do not live by bread alone,
I need with me a smartphone”.
For you I will
For you I will swim the seven seas,
climb the Everest or even go camping on the frozen North Pole
if you will promise me one thing. “You shall not follow me”.
Prettier than me
You were my childhood sweetheart and I adore you back then because you were so handsome, after twenty years I couldn't believe my eyes...... Dang! You are prettier than me wearing pink spaghetti straps.